lose a few pounds
1. when one needs to defecate, and it feels as if it will be some kind of a record. weight loss occurs by way of the sh-t being transferred from the large intestine to the toilet, resulting in a significant loss of weight. may be calculated with more accuracy by replacing said toilet with a produce scale.
“man, i’m going to the bathroom to lose a few pounds. it might be some kind of a record!”
“ummm yeah, i just lost about 7 pounds in that bathroom, so i’m warning you: you might need to wear a chemical mask.”
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