Losebeard


a rude nickname given usually to men in a suburban area.

this nickname is commonly -ssociated to when a man loses his beard through the act betrayal preformed by a significant other.

a losebeard can also be any form of betrayal as well. this nickname carries over to the emotional realm, and does not strictly itself -ssociate as a physical aspect.

the effects of being a ‘losebeard’ are immediately followed up by playing depressing music on repeat and over indulging on alcoholic beverages.
a: hey man, i heard you didn’t get invited to that party last night. that sucks, you really missed out.

b(losebeard): yeah man, i kinda just sat around and just drank until i was drunk… and then i drank some more.

a: wow, maybe you should try a little more and maybe you’ll get invited for once.

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