loser collector

akin to creep magnet; someone for whom, no matter what they try to consciously avoid, always wind up, one way or another, with the same bunch of chumps, dorks, dweebs, idiots, morons, p-ssys, yutzes, et al as unwanted acquaintances, no matter where they go to school, what job they work, or what city they live in.
me : hey, wanna see my collection of losers ? i’ve been an avid loser collector for years, often without even trying, it seems. i even tried to unload them all on craigslist a few times, but no one seems to be in the market for losers. go figure.

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