akin to creep magnet; someone for whom, no matter what they try to consciously avoid, always wind up, one way or another, with the same bunch of chumps, dorks, dweebs, idiots, morons, p-ssys, yutzes, et al as unwanted acquaintances, no matter where they go to school, what job they work, or what city they live in.
me : hey, wanna see my collection of losers ? i’ve been an avid loser collector for years, often without even trying, it seems. i even tried to unload them all on craigslist a few times, but no one seems to be in the market for losers. go figure.
- stiffer than a honeymoon d*ck
something that is very st-rdy, extremely solid. after installing some conduit and supporting it: ” now matt , i’m gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon d-ck!”
- party thot
one who is in a constant search for a party more often than the average degenerate would be considered a party thot. this person lacks the ablility to find their own party due to their lack of brain cells. this will cause a party thot to hit your line in search for a rager. “stop […]
someone who repeatedly asks, ‘can you’, and you may or may not be insanely annoyed. in the consulting industry, cheap clients always ask ‘can you’ to get a quote but never follow through. hence the term, canyou “emily is such a d-mn canyou, every minute she asks can you do this, or that!” “the consultant […]
- zibby zaw
it is used to sleep as an avoidance tactic. considered a way to hibernate so problems are solved or go away while you are in a deep sleep. i can mow the lawn after a quick four hour zibby zaw.
a homiewrecker is a bro who won’t let you date a girl who ‘just wasn’t good enough for you, man’. the deference between a homewrecker and a homiewrecker is that it is a selfless action done for your homie instead of for yourself. jake: “what the f-ck dude! i liked her!” kev: “hey, chill man. […]