loser excuse


when the loser find an excuse to blame the winner for winning
you: how did she win our fantasy football league and she was the only female in it.
me: because she cheated. her husband who was in the league adjusted her rosters and picked all her players for her on draft day.
winner: i picked my own team and adjusted my rosters every week. that’s the ultimate loser excuse.

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