loser magnet
someone who is not necessarily a loser, but tends to get along with and befriend people who are considered losers by the majority.
man #1-“dude, your friend’s 35 and living at home still. you’re a loser magnet.”
man #2-“yea, but he’s cool though. it’s not we are going to hang out over at his parents’ house.”
1 more definition
loser magnet: someone whose “love” is a stack of wooden nickels made from the feculent end of a stick someone else was too smart to grab.
don’t be a loser magnet. never shop for a used personal vibrator when you’re drunk. no one has ever successfully shopped for a lover while depressed.
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