Loser’s Manual
the loser’s manual is really a user’s manual one receives when making the purchase of an electronic gadget, or a new piece of lawn equipment, power tool, etc. the difference is that real men never consult the user’s manual.
guy #1: hey kyle, i just bought this weed whacker, but can’t figure out how to install the fishing line, can you hand me the user’s manual?
guy #2: you mean loser’s manual don’t you jeff?
guy #1: why do you call it the loser’s manual kyle?
guy #2: ’cause only a loser would have to use it, real men never consult the user’s manual.
guy #1: i see, well in that case let’s go get a beer.
guy #2: now you’re talking.
Read Also:
- squirting beaver
when the f-nny gymen releases a high pressure jet of fishy juice from within the gash at a moment of extreme pleasure. this can shock the recieving party who gets hosed down by this beaver juice. oh my god that beaver just opened up and squirted me in the eye. wash out with warm water […]
- Statisfy
when someone needs to know every single detail of a plan or course of action before agreeing to it. “can you believe it took an hour of questioning to statisfy patsy before she agreed to come barhopping with us?!”
- step in shit
to experience a stroke of good fortune. past of step in sh-t: “gaspar won the lottery — he really stepped in sh-t.”
- Fox boy
is a name given to a confident ginger boy, who has pride in showing off his giniger pubic regions, especially in party’s or after receiving a perkins. dude 1: whos that really cool dude with the white stuff on his face? dude 2: yeah, he seems really confident with his shlong hanging out and his […]
- Foxbot
someone whose mind has been programmed by fox news and all they can do is regurgitate hyperbole. bill is all liberal this and liberal that, he talks like a foxbot. a artificial intelligence bot designed for tfc but who stole code from the neotfteam anyway. goat roper is a f-ggot programmer of the foxbot a […]