squirting beaver


when the f-nny gymen releases a high pressure jet of fishy juice from within the gash at a moment of extreme pleasure. this can shock the recieving party who gets hosed down by this beaver juice.
oh my god that beaver just opened up and squirted me in the eye. wash out with warm water to aviod infection, if irritation occurs seek medical advise. if swallowed has no nutritional value. i now stink like the inside of a haddock pasty

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