what causes something to stop working, in a m-ssive way.
this car is a total lossage, the engine stops if temperature goes above 30c.
- brag race
one person makes a boastful statement, and then another does the same in an effort to outdo the first. the “brag-race” is now on. whoever runs out of brags first, looses. i was at the bar last night. stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then mortimer chimed in, […]
he is a tw-t stop being such an ashir
makes amazing tea and even better company. don’t touch his rug. lutfi’s having a tea party. we know.
- foreplay day
tuesday. if wednesday is hump day, surely, tuesday is foreplay day… kat-i have to say that you s-xting me during this godawful meeting is making me wet! kent-perfect, i figured since i was coming over to spend the night on hump day tomorrow, i’d make this foreplay day…
- isaac salas
a legend that is a bit high. did you see that isaac salas he saved the world while taking a dump.