lost in translasian
what happens when you spend a lot of time talking to asians. you start to have trouble speaking proper english by omitting essential articles, connecting words, and/or elongating random vowell syllables. pretty soon, you no make sense when talking. yes?
repeat similar conversation daily-
w-ng: how you do john?
john: i’m fine how about you?
w-ng: i tie-uh-ed (tired) loung (long) day. no sleep wowk all howa (hour) and no west. bad for health.
john: oh really? well i hope it goes better for you.
w-ng: yes yes i too. dank you dank you (thank you)
few days/weeks later
jim: what a day! i’m exhausted john what about you? i say we call it a day and get dinner. how about chinese?
john: oooooh very very nice ideaa! i like we get checkin fwied wice sweet sowa (sour) checkin and eggwoll! very good!
jim: what the f-ck?
john: oh i sowwy.. ahem. i mean i’m sorry, working with those asians all day i feel a little lost in translasian.
jim: oh really? i understand, told ya that would happen.
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