lost vowel syndrome
a rare but critical occurrence often occurring after a stroke or head injury, where a person looses their vowels, example: a,e,i,o,u and sometimes they loose y. loosing a vowel creates a type of sound in pr-nunciation for which there is no closure of the throat or mouth at any point when vocalization occurs. often a person who looses their vowels seem to be speaking a different language or tongues. a early example is in the biblical book of acts. the apostles had come together in a barn to worship the lord, and n-body understood what they were saying, probably because the romans had beat them silly with sticks or something.
steven was walking his -ss and suddenly the -ss kicked him in the head, when we found steven i asked him wuz up.. he said gt kck n m hd b th ss. by inference i knew he meant ” i got kicked in my head by the -ss.” it occured that he was suffering a concussion that gave him the lost vowel syndrome.
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