Lot Vomit


the pile of vomit found in the parking lot of a convenience store, gas station, coffee shop or drinking establishment typically on a sat-rday or sunday morning after a hardy night of partying. because it is relatively fresh and no efforts were made to clean it up, it is easily recognizable by the splatter pattern and contents.
i was already late for work and having to dodge lot vomit on the way to grab a cup of coffee didn’t make it any easier.

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