lotion booger


the semi solid m-ss that forms in the dispenser, which must be picked out of the first squirt of suntan lotion, moisturizer, etc. consistency is such that it is reminicient of a booger.
lori: rub this on my back.
todd: flip over.
lori: gross! i can feel the lotion booger on my shoulder!
todd: ugh! -flick-
the ball of dried lotion that shoots out of the bottle when you attempt to dispense the lotion.
i went to pump some vaseline intensive care, and a giant lotion booger squirted out.
small, booger-like pieces that form when lotion dries on the edge/ inner cap of a lotion bottle. these annoying little bits sometimes get mixed with the good lotion in the bottle, or fall into your hands.
rakisha: sheniqua, do you have any lotion? i believe my knees are getting a bit ashy.

sheniqua: why yes i do, but it seems that it has been tainted with several lotion boogers.

rakisha: what a pitty!

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