Lotion Hats


the original lotion hat occured around 1999 in grand terrace, california. a lotion hat is a festive hat that happens when a friend p-sses out after heavy drinking and a generous amount of lotion is applied on to the head. you may also subst-tue lotion with almost any thing else such as ketchup, mustard, any kind of salad dressing, pudding, mayonase, and or hot sauce. but remeber if ketchup is applied it is not a lotion hat it is a ketchup hat, mustard equals mustard hat, etc.
d-mn i cant believe i got lotion hats last night!

dude you got lotion hats, what a b-tch.

i hate lotion hats!

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