Lotito
lot-to taquito is the devil in human form. usually in the specific form of a feminine historical teacher that eats children when given the chance. if you spot a lot-to, run the opposite way after pointing and yell rapist loudly, as a call for help.
police: where did you spot the lot-to
victim: room 322
police: surround the 300s with oil and yell mrs. byers to lure her out. “byers get out”
victim: do you realize what you just did?! holy fu-
lot-to: gwarrrr
victim: we’re doomed for oblivion, the world as we know it is gone…..
–cause of 2012 (end of our lives)–
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