the act of taking lots of shots in a night
we went to tahoe for the weekend and took ‘lotsashots’ with the locals
a recluse creature with the body of a squirrel, the beak of a duck, and the crest of a lion. native to jacksonville, nc. has been known to travel in packs and forage in the dumpsters of local hotel chains. valued for their rare pelts the mepper is on the verge of extinction and should […]
- poo card makes the tea?
a quick card game to decide who makes a round of tea! played with a certain pack of “watersports” playing cards from amsterdam, where all the cards have p-ss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related! players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup […]
- poo crystals
when someone has been for a m-ssive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit. “dear god leona, that was a m-ssive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog”
term of endearment, similar to pookie, for anything cute. you’re such a little pooklet!
- 3rd date rule
the rule amongst honorable men of certain western cultures (new england boarding schools) which states that a human and his or her partner must go out on exactly three dates before being formally considered a couple. if the possible couple-to-be has gone out on three dates, still unsure of if they wish to be formally […]