Lotte Chapman
the word “lotte” comes from the latin word “lottere” meaning “self-proclaimed man united fan”. however, recently scientists based in the kettering region, uk, have conclusively proved that it comes from the greek word “lottzezz” to mean “cheddar” or “meer”.
“chapman” dates back to the 12th century, meaning “to scratch one’s b-lls.” see “to do a chapman” in the urban dictionary for more details
“lotte just did a freaking chapman” (guy)
“oh my g-d, that is sick. how lotte chapman!”
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