Lottery Hair
lottery hair is the term applied to women who quickly attempt to transform themselves in to dolly parton shortly after winning the powerball. this generally involves an ill-fated trip to the local beauty salon, where the results are often socially catastrophic.
for example,bobbijo says:
“shazam! donna sure does look purty since she won the scratch off’s. look how darryl and billy joe are pawin’ all over her!”
and tim responds:
“aw h-ll, anybody can see it’s just her lottery hair. she’s still got an -ss the size of a double-wide.”
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