Lotto Beer


when a friend wants you to go out for a beer but you’re skint so he offers to buy you a beer, but you still say no. the next week your out together and you say he has to buy you a beer because it’s a beer roll-over (like the lottery roll-over), in fact because it’s a roll-over, he owes you two beers! lotto beer!
friend “hi mate coming out for a beer?”
you “nah, i’d love to but i’m skint.”
friend “i’ll buy you a beer!”
you “no it’s alright, i’m staying in”.

a week later in the pub together…
you “are you gonna get me a beer?”
friend “what? get your own!”
you “you owe me one! you said last week you’d buy me a beer!”
friend “what??? that was last week!!!”
you “yeah it’s a beer roll-over!”
friend “what?”
you “you owe me a beer, so it’s a beer roll-over!”
friend “what???”
you “in fact you owe me two beers cos it’s a lotto beer roll-over! get ’em in!”

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