Louis Swoop
when making out with a female, you pull her on top of you, reach into her pants, grab her -ss, and slowly but steadily swoop for the v-g-n-. note: when reaching into her pants only reach into her backside or it will defeat the whole purpose.
i almost didn’t seal the deal but then i did the “louis swoop” and she went crazy. louis swoop
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