Louisiana Fruit Stick
first, a male puts on a brown cloth to represent fred flinstone and then he engages with a female. after performing -n-l with a female, the male then proceeds to shove his p-n-s inside a pineapple while twisting his nipples and screaming the names of every fruit known to man kind.
“nothing gets me wetter than a man performing a louisiana fruit stick!” – every attractive b-tch
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