Louisiana Hotplate


essentially the same as a cleveland steamer but with an added layer of protection: a layer of saran wrap. it is the s-xual act in which a person cr-ps on another person’s chest and sits down and rocks back and forth on the t-rd. makes cleanup a breeze too.
after watching a special on dateline, jane became so worried about std’s that we had to sub-in a louisiana hotplate instead of the usual cleveland steamer

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