Louisiana Toe Clammer
when a man is penetrating a woman with his foot, and she clamps with her legs. the man, simultaneously, clamps the inside of the v-g-n- with his toes.
dude, she asked me to give her a louisiana toe clammer last night, now my toe hurts when i walk.
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