Pity Baiter
expressing sadness or misfortune in a very vague way so as to bait other people in to asking “what’s wrong?” so they can receive pity. most commonly happens with facebook status updates such as:
why do they feel so lumpy?
i wish oprah were here…she would understand…
i just don’t see the point anymore…
it’s ok, i’m fine being by myself.
well, i did my best at least…
annoyed listener: oh shut the h-ll up already, you’re such a pity baiter and i’m not biting.
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