Louisiana Ute Punch
a mythically amazing s-xual maneuver. the first step is to engage in such violent -n-l s-x that the p-n-s tears through the -n-s and uterus walls. now, with part of the p-n-s inside the uterus, the “puncher” proceeds to fist the “punchee” with such force that his hand p-sses through the cervix and into the uterus. at this point he m-st-rb-t-s himself to climax.
i hate that b-tch so much. if i ever got with her i’d try to give her a louisiana ute punch.
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