the act of inserting a small gps unit into the -ss during s-x. then monitoring the whereabouts of your partner.
johnny suspected his girlfriend was cheating.so he gave her the louisville lojack.
an incredibly shy transformer who isn’t seen in any films because he is constantly masturbating. he doesn’t like v-g-n-s, only his hands. and he’ll always check your oil director: god d-mn it masturbatron, can’t you stop jerking off for 5 minutes? masturbatron: i can but i dont wanna a person who m-st-rb-t-s far too often. […]
s-x with a dead animal b–st–lity + necrophiliac ”dude i just f-ck-d a dead cat last night” ” stop getting high man, your sucha beastiliac”
a person of southern decent that loves their heritage too much and cares more about a war that ended almost 200 years ago than anyone ever should. tourist one: wow! look at that car! twelve confederate flags?!? tourist two: looks like we’re entering confederatard country. be careful.
the inadvertent co-mingling of two or more unique mixtures of gases, i.e., farts, expelled via the recta of two or more individuals, respectively. generally considered deplorable as another’s fart is traditionally considered inimical to one’s own. somewhere and sometime between our elevator ride from the 9th to the 90th floor, our conflatulence invited the disappointment, […]
1) confused, frustrated, baffled. 2) accursed, frustrating, annoying. synonymous with blasted. 1) the mystery of the malfunctioning computer confounded me for seven years, but detective mceaghen solved the case with relative ease. 2) how am i supposed to log on to this confounded thing? used as an intensifier, and placed like an adjective. it literally […]