Louisville Plugger
a person, the pluggee, takes a lot of vicodin or percocet over the course of a few days. both of these painkillers induce severe constipation. once the pluggee has a huge plug of sh-t lodged in his or her gut, the plugger greases up the skinny end of a baseball bat and inserts it into the pluggee’s -ss. using the kn-b at the end of the baseball bat, the plugger locates the plug of sh-t in the pluggee’s -ss and commences pushing and prodding the plug of sh-t, m-ssaging the prostate gland all the while, and gradually works the skinny end of the bat into the plug of sh-t. once the baseball bat end is firmly lodged in the pluggee’s plug of sh-t (thus anchoring the bat in the pluggee’s -ss), the plugger takes a second baseball bat and starts whacking the first baseball bat as hard as he or she can (whack sideways to vibrate the bat, don’t push the bat in deeper). this will, if done right, “sting” the pluggee’s -ss in the same way that your palms sometimes sting when you smack a baseball bat hard against something. the whacking continues until the pluggee comes.
my boyfriend and i are going to try the louisville plugger next week.
a s-x act involving a an autographed louisville slugger baseball bat, a can of spam, and two plungers.
jane: wanna do something kinky tonight?
john: how about a louisville plugger
jane: get out of my house you sick pervert
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