Louvre


1) a popular place to steal stuff from.
2) an attraction that implies the need for high maintenance.
you want that van gogh? fine, we’ll get it from the louvre.

i lourve you and your wallet.
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the largest museum in europe, and for that matter, the world; home to the winged victory, the mona lisa, and a number of other incredibly well-known works of art.

also, the largest enclosed sp-ce on the face of planet earth. if you are not careful, it is quite possible to get lost there for days and days without food or water. a tourguide and a map (along with a gps) are highly recommended.
person #1: hey, you went to the louvre! did you see the mona lisa?
person #2: yeah…
person #1: you sound disappointed.
person #2: well, it’s really small, and behind 4 feet of bullet-proof gl-ss! you could hardly see it.

excuse me, sir, but we’ve been lost here for 4 days and nights without food or water. please show us the way to the exits.

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