louwtjie
aka satan’s little helper – the guy in the red suit that always sits on your shoulder and whispers no-good in your ear.
jesus. you look like sh-t.
yeah. louwtjie stoppped by with a gram and it all went pear-shaped. what day is it?
thursday.
f-ck.
an afrikaans version of loki: the norse god of lies and trickery, the most underappreciated and misunderstood of the norse g-ds. loki is often called the sly one, the trickster, the shape changer, sky traveler and the side kick.
according to norse myth loki is the god of mischief, according to afrikaans myth louwtjie is the god of ‘kattekwaad’, also known as ‘die myn konyn’.
jaunbrand’s mom called him ‘louwtjie’.
ma! waar is die kaalblad-tydskrif?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog fano het dit!
ma! waar is die dagga?
dis in die laai, louwtjie!
o dankie ma! ek dog jy het als opgerook!
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