love a goat’s anus
what i do every d-mn day. mmm-mmm-mmmmm-mmmm-mmm!!!!
when you love a goat’s -n-s …
its kind of like feeling a sweet nectar on your nipples, then having a corkscrew with vodka. then promptly slapping your piece with a fish, and apply two knives, crossed like chopsticks on it until it bleeds.
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