love albatross


a person with an huge s-xual appet-te combined with an irresistable attractiveness to the opposite s-x. normally said with arms spread wide to denote an albatross’s huge wingspan. first coined in ‘bottom’ starring ade edmondson and rik mayall.
take me now baby, i’m a love albatross.

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