Love Bug
a disgusting creature that burrows into someone’s brain when they least expect it and then lays eggs which then travel through your blood stream and into your heart, thus contaminating you with the vile feeling that people call love.
i think he’s got the love bug..i guess we must tear off his head.
1. the name given to the girl that has you completely head over heels in love with her. seemingly perfect for you and makes any other girl seem to disappear from the room.
2. the love of my life and the only girl i plan to marry and call my own one day. she is the only girl for me.
3. jillian
baby, you are my love bug.
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