love cactus


1.)an ikea bought cactus stuffed in a white clay pot heavily decorated by a love sick girl and then given to her boyfriend

2.) a poisonous breed of cacti that will melt your liver if stabbed.
1.) oh my gosh! did u see that adorable love cactus jenny made for luke, it was sooo cute.

2.)that love cactus made my son die. f-ck you jenny.

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