love-crush



the most dangerous form of crush.
jim: oh no, here comes susan.
fred: dude, what’s up?
jim: she’s hot as h-ll, super cute and when i see her i can’t decide whether to talk to her for hours or do dirty things to her for hours.

fred: dude, you have a love-crush on her.
jim: sh-t, that sounds serious.
fred: it is man. basically you’re screwed.

jim: darnit.

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