love glove

see condom
“use a love glove man.”
a condom

see condom

love glove is a term meaning condom used when in a situation where you want to cut chances of tension by using a sillier version.
(at work) hey, chad, i don’t think your wife can take another birth. next time, use a love glove!

(at school) is mr. davis leaving because he didn’t use a love glove?

(to one night stander) like i am going to believe you are born ammune to diseases!! get a love glove!

(before making love) i’m on the pill but use a love glove anyway.
a condom used with promiscuous intent
holy sh-t man, you shouldn’t be f-ck-ng that girl without a loveglove!!! you know how much she hates that.
a textured silicon glove, designed specifically for male self-pleasuring. optional grip pads available for alternate sensations.
rupert, what have you been doing? – you look exhausted?

rupert n: i have been testing the loveglove (c) – my latest invention. coupled with a vibrating b-tt-plug it can arouse you to peaks that were not previously thought possible. 9 out of 10 owners said that their cats preferred it.
a sheath of latex worn by a man during s-x, a condom
that love glove in the dumpster gave away the fact that it was a cat house.
1) an inside out used condom, worn on the hand and used by a creepy stalker chick to impregnate herself with your s-m-n.

2) when you wear a prost-tute like a mitten.
definition 1:
dude 1: dude i heard stacy is having your baby.

dude 2: yeah, that b-tch took a used condom from my dumpster and love gloved herself with my sperm yo.

definition 2:
dude 1) did you love glove that hooker man?

dude 2) yeah bro, yeah man, i stuck my hand in there and wore her like a mitten.

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