Love Me Sexy


a well-known song, created by well-known artist/basketballer/actor/soccer coach/love guru will ferrell in the slap stick comedy, semi-pro. the song is used to seduce women using smooth rhythms and super froody harmonics to ensnare the mind. the song, originally written by jackie moon’s (will ferrell)mother, was stolen by jackie after his mother died. this song is best sounding while making boom boom bang bang with your s-x partner.
“as soon as i turned on love me s-xy, her clothes seemed to melt off and she was on the floor just waiting for me to give her the arabian death mask.”

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