Love Metal

the 4th alb-m from the band him. it goes back to their roots from greatest love songs. vol. 666, their 1st alb-m. it is also what ville valo cl-ssifies their music as
love metal is awsome!
a music genre which fuses gothic meladies, heavy metal, rock, pop, glam, melodic tunes and beautiful lyrics created by ville valo lead singer of h.i.m.
him’s fourth alb-m was justly t-tled ‘love metal’
the best type of music known to mankind. created by the finish rock band h.i.m.. also their fourth cd. a genre.it is not gothic music!!!!
crank up the love metal babe.
a musical genre that consists of gothic, metal, and romance songs. it’s also the name him’s latest alblum. him is known as the creater of the band.
“what would you call this song, patty?” “definately love metal, john.”
a sub-derivative, and/or combination of doom metal, glam & goth metal, consisting of sometimes slow, melodic tunes, or higher paced, somewhat gloomy power ballads. brought into the forefront by the finnish band, h.i.m. (formerly “his infernal majesty”, who originally started as a black sabbath cover band). is typically confused for “emo”, or “emotive hardcore”.
(doom) pagan alter, pentagram, (love metal) h.i.m.,(inspirations/metal) black sabbath, into the void.

(emo -non-love/doom metal) rites of spring, embrace, jawbreaker.
1)commonly mistaken as an actual musical sub-genra of metal. in reality, it was purely the t-tle of an alb-m put out by finnish goth band him, and vocalist ville valo was concieted enough to try to claim his band as one worthy enough to create a new sub-genra of metal.

2) emo with distirtion.

3) sad forshadowing of where not only our music is heading, but our youth as well.

4) desperate attempt to sabatoge real metal, such as lamb of g-d, chimaira, whitechapel, and the like.

5) a terrible excuse for pathetic little emo kids to try to act hardcore.
emo kid- “i listen to love metal .^_^. him is my fav band xd”

metalhead- “shut the f-ck up kid. you wouldn’t know metal if it whupped your scrawny little -ss.”

emo kid- “wanna bet?”

metalhead- “sure.”
-proceeds to whup some emo -ss.-
love & metal cannot be combined as the two words contradict each other. when a band like h.i.m. comes along, it is easy for them to get caught up in their fame that they begin to believe they are a new messiah in the music industry by coining the term “love metal”. if a mainstream band such as h.i.m. wants recognition, create something that we haven’t heard before, not music that sounds like all the other “oh my good my girlfriend dumped me” cr-p.

add one quarter metal and a hole barrels worth of sh-tty, weepy, f-ggot cr-p and get a reeking sess pool of a main stream genocide of a a genre namely metal.
those c-nts you hate but don’t know anything about.

boy 1: “those metal heads are wreaking our slam dancing with their ‘moshing’!”
boy 2: “i say we go see a him concert instead. it’s love metal so we don’t have to worry about violence.”