Love Noodles
the act of forcing a person down on your c-ck during -rg-sm so the sperm shoots through the nasal p-ssage and drips out through the nostrils long, white, and noodle-like.
i held that b-tch down on my c-ck when i busted a nut and love noodles shot out her nose!
a love noodle is when a girl is sucking a guys p-n-s and right before he c-ms he pulls her head all the way forward. this makes the c-m run out her nose like a noodle! (love noodle)
i gave that girl a love noodle!
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