love paradox
when you like a guy/girl who likes another guy/girl who likes you. everyone likes someone and everyone is liked. it’s a complicated and rare phenomenon.
lisa: i like you!
brandon: but i like jenny
jenny: brandon i don’t like you, i like lisa
lisa: i like brandon not jenny
brandon: sorry lisa i don’t like you i like jenny
jenny: ugh this is a love paradox
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