Love Pen


love pen – a slang term for the male genitalia more commonly known as “p-n-s.” used in conjunction with the word writing
“hey, mickey, is it true you like writing inside men with your love pen?”
“well, i’ve got plenlty of ink, i just need the paper.”

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