Love plums


human t-st-cl-s.
you’re mother doesn’t eat much but she’s always ready to suck on my love plums.
b-ll-nd, either without foreskin entirely, or with foreskin pulled back.

also derrogatory term, used in much the same way as ‘d-ck’, ‘c-ck’, ‘prik’, or, more accurately similar, ‘b-ll-nd’.
1. purple, throbbing loveplum.

2. ‘dan, you are a stupid f-cking loveplum.’

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