love slap

the act of showing your love for your family or a loved one by smacking them across the face with your johnny. your girlfriend, your grandmother, your daughter, etc.
hey ted hows it goin?
oh my daughter hated me cause i didnt get her a car, so i gave her a love slap and now everythings all better.
a firm slap across the face with the male genitals.
dude! he totally got love slapped last night.

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