love torpedo
a m-ssive steel-hard cylinder of great power, broad and thick at its base and very sensitive at its tapered tip, propelled by a male into a female, inside whom it explodes with m-ssive force, generally convulsing the female, and pouring a large quant-ty of liquid into her. in demonstration of newton’s third law of motion, it also produces an explosive and convulsive effect in the male who propels it. called a “love torpedo” because, unlike a war torpedo, its purpose is friendly and its effect is benign, and the recipient is as delighted to receive it as the sender is to deliver it.
my love torpedo felt like it was going to explode.
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