love volcano
a s-xual position. which requires some setup
first -j-c-l-t- into your lovers -n-s.
then take a straw and blow smoke up their r-ct-m.
finally your lover begins to squeeze their belly so that the smoke puffs out and the s-m-n flows out like lava from a volcano.
i gave kropics the biggest love volcano last week… and then put the video on youtube. wee!!!!!
the slow emerging s-m-n found present in males with abnormally small t-st-cl-s an a prostate the size of a fist. normally oozing out of the urethra like mol-sses in december. first signs of a man having this condition is having large b-lls accompanied by a stubby shwanz.
the average male -j-c-l-t- leaves the p-n-s at a speed of 28 miles an hour. travis on the other hand skeets like a sad love volcano.
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