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• Meatflex

  the act where a male flexes his p-n-s or, in other words, “contracts” his p-n-s. this action usually occurs when the male is semi-errect or completly errect. 1. lenny’s meatflex was so good it looked like his p-n-s was waving at me from across the room. 2. lenny meatflexed in gym cl-ss and impressed all […]

• Meat Eater's Surprise

  it is when somebody chops off one’s d-ck, shoves it up his -ss, has somebody pee on it and then cut themself and bleed on it. then he must start licking it. you don’t want to see what a meat eater’s surprise is.

• meat-flap mama

  a woman with a large v-g-n- or very large l-b– lips. “well i’ve heard he is very well endowed, are you sure you can handle something of that size?” “they don’t call me meat-flap mama for nothin’!”

• Meat-Flaps Snake Charming

  the event which leads to gaining a f-nny snake. it is where the snake gains entry into a woman’s (in some cases gorrila’s) v-g-n-. this is mainly caused by the snake being lured by the smell that drifts from the ovaries. “oh dear mrs.x, it appears that you’ve got an egg in your uterus. been […]

• Meat Fondue

  when you fill a womans v-g-n- with molten cheese and then dunk the mans p-n-s in it and then get the woman to suck it off. “that girl gave a hot meat fondue last night”

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