Meatflex


the act where a male flexes his p-n-s or, in other words, “contracts” his p-n-s. this action usually occurs when the male is semi-errect or completly errect.
1. lenny’s meatflex was so good it looked like his p-n-s was waving at me from across the room.

2. lenny meatflexed in gym cl-ss and impressed all the girls.

3. the meatflexing continued all day due to an overdose of v–gr-.

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