lovebot

a polite term for a s-xbot

1. a s-xbot that someone has fallen in love with

2. a s-xbot specifically designed for humans to fall in love with

3. a f-ckbot you make love to

4. how you describe your new robovenus to the rest of the family

5. the trademark of a limited edition bot made in 2012 which was programmed more for companionship and conversation than s-x; discontinued the following year

not to be confused with the love boat, a quasi-amusing tv show back in the pre-net days which starred actors and actresses sliding down to c-list status (but before they hit hollywood squares bottom)
“the next s-xbot i buy, i hope i can afford one of those hot new foreign bots… maybe that sleek bmw lovebot with the level-5 ai, or maybe one of those new mercedes models they’re making in france.”

“what about a saab lovebot? i hear those swedish models are hot! and they cry real tears!”

“oh yeah! i just don’t wanna buy another american-made model, like ge or whirlpool… they f-ck ok, but they’re so blah otherwise.”

“what about that new j-panese/korean lovebot, the lg-12?”

“hey man, i’m no perv!”