lovefuckmurder
noun – when a person falls in love with someone in an obsessive, psychotic manner, then proceeds to have s-x with them, and when they are denied a relationship, in a blind rage of fury, they kill the person.
guy retells story to friend:
guy 1) did you read the paper today? this guy had one reeeeally psychotic obsession for this chick. sad story.
guy 2) i read that! he should be put away for life. the sickest lovef-ckmurder i’ve ever heard.
guy 1) i know! he kept whining to her that he loved her so much so they finally had s-x so he’d stop bugging her, but when he asked her out for the millionth time afterwards and she said no he caved her skull in with a louisville slugger!
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