lovelock
“sprung” ; the act of being in love with someone so much that you wouldn’t cheat on them ; faithfulness.
“omg tina guess what?!”
“what?!”
“jimmy has me lovelocked!”
“awww yay!”
someone who excells in the art of ‘lovelocking’ paperwork, basically constantly looses important paperwork/important objects, espescially just before they are needed.
have you got that sheet with the serial numbers on it for this kit john?
-10 mins later after evryone in the office is looking for it-
you’ve f-cking lovelocked it ain’t you john.
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