lovemattress
lovemattress.
to be a lovemattress you are basically to do nothing but flail your arms wildly while someone has s-x with you as if you were their mattress. the thing you
“stfu dolt the only s-x you get is from your lovemattress”
(the person obviously only f-ck’s his matress)
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