lovenox
n. drug given to prevent blood clots
v. nursing school lingo for one who gets “knocked” off their feet by seriously awesome s-x
n. corny pick up line by weird guy in nursing school, aimed at picking up one of his hot female cl-ssmates
#1
jane: mrs. wakenstine’s lovenox is due at 0800. would anyone mind checking this drug with me before i give it?
#2
rachel: holy sh-t man! our gardener juan f-cked me senseless last night. it was total lovenox nirvana!
jessica: rach you totally gotta hook me up!
rachel: h-ll no b-tch! once your lovenox’d like that, you’ll never be the same… he’s all mine
#3
wierd -ss loser nursing school guy:
hey baby! your lovenox me off my feet
hot nursing student: p-ss off weird -ss! your freakin me the h-ll out….
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